Time: 1542 Finland
Weather: 2°C
Thinking: HOTMAIL IS SUCH A BITCH!!!!
IT SNOWED THIS MORNING AND THE TEMPERATURE WAS 1 DEG!!!!
Went swimming this morning, not in ice...the pool. It was an indoor pool so the area was heated. Swee Ting almost drowned again. She didn't know that the pool gets deeper as it went along. Before she reached the other end, she stopped swimming and tried to reach for the floor. realising the floor wasn't there, she panicked and nearly killed herself.
My eyes! My eyes! the toilet was crawling with fat old women with sagging ding-dongs. I'll never live to that age...what a torture to see yourself become a humongous prune.
We promise to abide by Espall's #1 rule
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